Ramblings...

Dysfunctional: relating badly: characterized by an inability to function emotionally or as a social unit.
Homeschooler: parent educating child(ren) at home: a parent who educates his or her child or children at home rather than in the public school system.

Toss one part of dysfunctional for every two parts of homeschooler into a blender, leave the lid off, press high, and then DUCK!! Somewhere in all that disaster you will find us.